Some other nasty motherfuckers are trying to have us killed! Shadow told me that they turned down the job offer, but clearly some other assholes, I mean the competition, have taken the job. We even managed to get a good look at the dickhead who tried to scry us. And he was a dickhead, living in Yogar, land of the Dickhead Nicholas clan of Belar! I knew those shitheads would come back to bite us in the ass. Trouble is, I don't think we are mighty enough yet to journey to Yogar, where we will be sold into slavery and treated like lapdogs. Still, now that someone is out to get me, watch for ... The RETURN OF THE CALTROPS!