Welcome to The Chosen's journals. Each character is invited to keep a journal and write down the thoughts of their characters as they wander through Nyternia. In addition, the DM has a journal which highlights each session. The players are:

Blink - monk Errol - bard
Kestrel - fighter Malif - wizard
Vaugner - rogue Vernon - cleric/sorcerer


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Vaugner's Journal, session #6
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March 9:

So we have found the wizard Rillin, and he was unimpressive. Lucky for us, we found him completely incapable of casting spells, and his ass was just ready for the taking! I could almost feel the goldpieces from my share of his spellbook already. Unfortunately, he turns out to just be a complete dufus instead of an evil twat in need of ass kicking, and so we just take him back to Pavalar like good little boys. I tried to get a good attempt at stealing some of his treasure, but he demonstrated some reasonably dangerous looking magic traps that were guarding his shit, and that disuaded me from taking anything.

Speaking of magic traps, Vernon finally found one :) He took a good blast right to his face, and I don't think that he will have eyebrows for the next few weeks. Anytime he wants to wait 30 seconds and have a pro do it, I will be there, but that seems unlikely. I think he must cum in his pants before his dick actually gets out to do anything with a woman or a horse, or whatever it is he wants. Ah well, better him than me!

Speaking of Dicks on horses, we were in the process of taking Rillin home when four of them port in out of nowhwere! These Belar definitely have a heavy hand when it comes to justice, but it seems that the wheels of justice are a bit slow. Or maybe they don't work at all, because Alana's evidence seems to be missing. Strange shit just seems to stick to us like it does to fur!